Snacks and Shit

#526

"Pockets on Shrek, rockets on deck."

Kanye West, E.T. by Katy Perry

Producer: "Stop the track real quick. Yo Kanye, did you just say something about Shrek?"

Kanye: "Nope."

Producer: "Hmmmmmm? I could've sworn I heard you say Shrek? Cuz he's an ogre... not an alien, soooooo doesn't really pertain to this song."

Kanye: "Noted. I'll keep it about his pants then. Those are totally relevant."

Filed under: Kanye watches Disney not sci-fi

 

 

 

 

Posted by Nick Spears

#518

“Mr. West is in the building,
Swagga on a hundred thousand trillion.”

- Kanye West, Swagger Like Us by T.I.

Hold up. Now you’re just throwing numbers out there like a kid on the playground telling his buddies how many of their dads it would take to beat up his dad. This is just silly talk.

Filed under: Not a real number / Thinks mathematics is a joke

 

Posted by Nick Spears

#504

"Top a top on top of the top, but yo, nothin' definite."

-Cam'Ron, Dip-Set Forever

Yeah, nothing's definite, because you definitely didn't say anything that made any sense just now.

Filed under: Not saying anything





Posted by Chris Macho

#488

"We got them birds in the coffee cans."

-Birdman, Imma DBoy by Lil Wayne

This is exactly what a Secret Service guy says into his lapel so that the the rest of the guys will know that the mission is on.

Filed under: In the Secret Service



Posted by Chris Macho   

#448

 
"Ten bricks on my Bart Simpson."

- Gucci Mane, Hold That Thought

I guess this means something to someone.

Filed under: Lost his mind



Posted by Chris Macho

Listen/Buy "Hold That Thought"

#375

"I'm so Three Thousand and Eight, you're so Two Thousand and Late."
- Fergie, Boom Boom Pow by Black Eyed Peas

See ya.

Filed under: See ya



Posted by Chris Macho   

#364

"The new Benz is all white, call it John McCain."
- Maino, All The Above

Maino: Check it out, there's John McCain.
Somebody: What?! Where?
Maino: Right there, that white Mercedez... my new car.
Somebody: I can't be your friend because you do things like that.

Filed under: Worst metaphor



Posted by Chris Macho   

#300

"I was on a Peter Pan bus. You was puttin' Peter Pan up in your room."

- Jay-Z, The Watcher 2

Wow. I suppose you don't actually have to make any sense if you're going to rap. You can literally just say... anything.

You really can't stand with Bill Gates (above photo) if you're someone who utters a line like this. I mean, I wonder if Bill Gates could POSSIBLY even know what Jay-Z means. And he's like... smart.

So here's a letter...

Dear Everyone,

I've distilled the craziest thing anyone could possibly ever say in sixteen words and two sentences.

Sincerely,

A scientist that used science to do this experiment.

Filed under: You can't file this under anything no matter how hard you try



Posted by Chris D'Elia   

#278

"I can shoulder lean, I don't know how to dance, though."
- Young Dro, Shoulder Lean

Thanks for sharing. By the way, this isn't rapping. Oh, and also... A SHOULDER LEAN ISN'T SOMETHING!

Filed under: Who cares? / This is nothing

#250

"I got colonial bread."
- Young Jeezy, Trap Star
Excuse me?

Filed under: Doesn't particularly mean anything whatsoever/At a potluck dinner