Snacks and Shit

#432

'Niggas say that they the shit when they barely just a potty."
- Mims, Move (If Ya Wanna)

Hey, since when is a potty even KIND OF like shit. I mean, you shit in a potty, but this analogy ranks up there with some of the worst ever.

Filed under: Worst analogy ever



Posted by Chris D'Elia

Listen/Buy "Move (If You Wanna)"

#396

"Move... if you wanna."

- Mims, Move (If You Wanna)

I laughed so hard when I first heard this line.

I mean, It's SO insecure to tell somebody to do something and then say "if you wanna" after it. Like step your self-security game up, Mims.

Filed under: So insecure



Posted by Chris D'Elia

#229

"I'm hot 'cause I'm fly. You ain't 'cause you not."
- Mims, This Is Why I'm Hot

Here's something you're not: good at debating. I WISH the next part of this song was two guys going:
"Am not."
"Are too."
"Am not."
"Are too."
"Am not."
"Are too."
"Am not."
"Are too."

(Sometimes I think this actually could be the best debating there possibly is. Then I realize... No. It's not.)

Filed under: Not good at arguing/So basic

#177

"Mims is hotter than some cooked food."
- Mims, Cop It

It's just so... great how he says some cooked food.

Filed under: Unsure of himself/Bad comparison/Should have just named a temperature

#130

"Homey, I'm the President, Governor, and Mayor."
- Mims, Move (If You Wanna)

No, you're not... this is physically impossible. One more thing: this song is called Move (If You Wanna). Make up your mind if you're going to be a dick or if you're going to be polite.

Filed under: too many jobs/passive-aggressive