Snacks and Shit

#446

"My gun will shoot anybody's anus."

Noreaga, Happy Birthday

Oh, that's one of those heat-seeking asshole guns I've been hearing about I guess.  Oh, wait... no... you're just a fuckin' weirdo.  And stop blaming shooting people's anuses on your gun... because if your bullets are hitting anuses... it's like... your fault, Noreaga.

Filed under: Perverted homosexual sniper

#281

"Last time there's beef, had to bring it to your door."
- Noreaga, Bring It Here by Capone N Noreaga

This isn't something a rapper says. It's something a lazy beef salesman says.

Filed under: Lazy beef salesman

#58

"I can't believe I fucked up and made a half-ass album. My excuse is, my pops just died. And I ain't wanna make music. My pops just died. My fans stuck with me. My shit still went gold."
- Noreaga, Invincible

You can't explain why your last album didn't do as well as you thought it would on a song in your current album. I mean, starting a line with, "My excuse is..." in a rap song or any song for that matter, is absolutely ridiculous.

Filed under: Too public.

#7

"I'm dot-com."
- Capone, Invincible

This is just so basic.

#4

"Still be in Miami and jet-skiin' in the ocean where the sharks be at, just O.D.in'."
- N.O.R.E., Nothin'

O.D.ing on a jet-ski. I'll probably just hang back instead of riding on the back of yours. Thanks anyway, N.O.R.E.