Snacks and Shit

#471

 "Lemonade my town, said, 'Miami, I want yellow carpet'; woke up in the morning fuckin' bought a yellow Aston Martin."

-Gucci Mane, Lemonade

In case you're wondering, "What the fuck is this dude talking about?", this whole song is about how Gucci Mane has yellow everything. I just wanted to point out how much of an asshole you would look like if you pulled up somewhere in a yellow Aston Martin and stepped onto rolled-out yellow carpet — the carpet you requested.

Filed under: Needs variety

Listen/Buy "Lemonade"

#361

"I fucks pianos."
- Rick Ross, Pushing Keys

#355

"We could finally fly off into NASA."
- Kanye West, Knock You Down by Keri Hilson

This is so the wrong way to say this. It's like saying, "I'll get breakfast in my face." No wait, that makes more sense than flying off into NASA.

Filed under: Not smart / completely wrong

#337

"I'ma light this room on fire and take a nap."
- Slug, Rick James by Felt

This is the worst idea I've ever heard of... in my life.

Filed under: biggest idiot alive / not fun

#172

"I'm so fly I need my ass kicked."
- Lil Wayne, Talkin' About It

This doesn't make sense at all.

Here are other analogies that I have made up that do not make sense...
1) I dance more than a chair.
2) I say "wait a minute" more than someone who has never said "wait a minute" before in their life.
3) I'm more lonely than a boo-pip-foo-hound (that's nothing).

#138

"I'm in your top eight, NIGGA!"
- Tony Yayo, Touch The Sky by 50 Cent

Hello internet world. I have discovered the least gangster thing ever said in a gangsta rap song in a gangsta rap way.

Filed under: Less gangster than Keanu Reeves

#75

"I'm so dope I just jump in the toilet and flush."
- Boots from The Coup, Bullets and Love

This is the least dope thing you can do. Only your ankles would get wet and then there would be toilet water everywhere. And what do you mean you just do this? Sorry, this doesn't work for me.

Filed under: not dope