Snacks and Shit

#560

"The way she moved reminded me of a brown stallion horse with skates on."

Big Boi, SpottieOttieDopalicious by OutKast

This is the funniest thing to visualize EVER. Unless you know some horse that knows how to rollerskate? Because I'm picturing a chick who's falling down and freaking the fuck out.

Filed under: Thinks horses know how to rollerskate, Worst analogy ever

 

 

 

Posted by Nick Spears

#535

"Stainless steel watches, ostrich turtlenecks, here's the deal."

Raekwon, Rich and Black

Not interested.

Filed under: Worst salesman

 

 

 

 

Posted by Nick Spears

#530

"From my naps, to the bunion on my big toe."
Method Man, Shadowboxin' by GZA

Hey Method Man, you forgot to mention: crosswords, metamucil, soup, shuffle board & bingo night.

Filed under: Kills it at nursing homes, "Bad Hip" Hop

 

 

 

 

Posted by Nick Spears

#453

 "Money fuckin' retarded call it Down syndrome money."

-Busta Rhymes, La La by Lil Wayne

"Do you guys accept Down syndrome money here?"
"Sir, get out."

Thanks, I'll think I'll just keep on calling it money.

Filed under: No thanks



Posted by Chris Macho

Listen/Buy "La La"

#448

 
"Ten bricks on my Bart Simpson."

- Gucci Mane, Hold That Thought

I guess this means something to someone.

Filed under: Lost his mind



Posted by Chris Macho

Listen/Buy "Hold That Thought"

#409

"Get your toilet paper nigga, 'cause I'm fixin' to be shittin'."
- Bun B, Keep It 100

It's actually nobody's job but yours to take care of the whole toilet paper thing. If you're shitting, you get toilet paper ready for you. We don't need to involve anybody extra.

Filed under: Get your own toilet paper / unfair / too many people



Posted by Chris Macho

Listen/Buy "Keep It 100"

#379

"Hundred dollar bill, that's a C-note. You got ten of 'em, then that's a G-note."
- Yung Joc, So Fly by Slim

Nuh-uh... Nope. No such thing as a G-NOTE. You're just holding 10 hundreds.

Filed under: Not something / Stop trying to make up stuff



Posted by Chris Macho   

#274

"Hey, I'm just a bedroom gangster."
- Ludacris, Money Maker

Hey, this isn't something.

#259

"Guns everywhere like the car came with hammers."
- Cam'Ron, Down And Out

Dear Cam'Ron,
Stop fucking with everyone. You know this is bullshit.
Sincerely,
Everyone

Filed under: Worst analogy ever

#250

"I got colonial bread."
- Young Jeezy, Trap Star
Excuse me?

Filed under: Doesn't particularly mean anything whatsoever/At a potluck dinner