Showing posts with label Birdman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Birdman. Show all posts

Thursday, April 1, 2010

#488

Birdman

"We got them birds in the coffee cans."

Birdman, Imma DBoy by Lil Wayne

This is exactly what a Secret Service guy says into his lapel so that the the rest of the guys will know that the mission is on.

Filed under: In the Secret Service

Posted by Chris Macho

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

#180

"Went from sitting in the cell to sitting on a jet, from shitting in the cell to shitting on a jet."
- Birdman, Pop Bottles
Yup, we got the picture. You don't have to tell everyone about the next place you're shitting. Why even talk about this?

Filed under: No class/Not our business

D'Elia: ...I went from sleeping in a cell to sleeping in a jet. I went from coughing in a cell to coughing on a jet. I went from talking to someone in a cell to talking to someone on a jet. I went from thinking about things in a cell to thinking about things in a jet.

Filed under: Dr. Seuss

Friday, February 27, 2009

#95

"I spent a mil on my grill, for real."
- Birdman, Over Here Hustlin'

You're an idiot if this is true.
(P.S. It's not.)

Filed Under: Setting a bad example in a recession.