Showing posts with label are you kidding me?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label are you kidding me?. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 23, 2012


"Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay."

B-Real of Cypress Hill, Lick A Shot

No matter how tough the next couple bars are after this, it just won't matter. We are already knee deep in a Disney song.

Filed under: 5 years old

Posted by: Nick Spears

Thursday, May 12, 2011



"Rip your butthole out of place."

DMX, Here Comes the Boom

That seems a bit over the top. Is there a backstory? Or just because?

Filed under: Disturbing





Posted by Nick Spears

Friday, October 9, 2009


"What you want in your stomach, a girl or a boy?"
- Plies, Headboard

In case you're wondering, this is the wrong way to discuss having a child. I can't even believe he says in your stomach — It's a baby. Not a pizza.

Filed under: Worst potential father / Not romantic

Monday, August 17, 2009


"If you wanted to ride my nuts that bad, you should've asked me, mang."
- Lil Wyte, Dangerous Posse by Three 6 Mafia

Can you imagine asking someone this?
"Hey Lil Wyte, can I ride your nuts? I want to really badly."

Filed under: Wouldn't happen / Kinda gay

Monday, July 6, 2009


"The new Benz is all white, call it John McCain."
- Maino, All The Above

Maino: Check it out, there's John McCain.
Somebody: What?! Where?
Maino: Right there, that white Mercedez... my new car.
Somebody: I can't be your friend because you do things like that.

Filed under: Worst metaphor

Tuesday, June 2, 2009


"I'ma light this room on fire and take a nap."
- Slug, Rick James by Felt

This is the worst idea I've ever heard of... in my life.

Filed under: biggest idiot alive / not fun

Friday, May 1, 2009


"I keep it O.G. watching episodes of O.C."
- Murs, Brand New by Living Legends

This is O.G. I guess if being O.G. is being 12 and having a vagina.

Filed under: So not gangster it's unbelievable / Preteen

Thursday, April 23, 2009


"Critics wonder will I last long, even though I showed my ass on my last song."
- Rick Ross, Cross That Line

Someone tell Rick Ross that it's not possible to show your ass on a song.

Filed under: Because it's a song

D'Elia: Yeah, also "showing your ass on a song" isn't a good counterpoint to critics wondering if you'll last long.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009


"In a room full of crackers, I might cut the cheese."
- Method Man, Redbull by Wu-Tang Clan

I want to point out that at the very end of this line, someone makes a really immature farting noise. Rapping about farting shouldn't be allowed (it happens way more often than it should - See #10, #55, #195, #253 to start).

Filed under: So immature / So childish / Farting

Friday, February 20, 2009


"But you ain't got the skills to eat a nigga's ass like me"
- Canibus, Second Round K.O.

Yeah you're right, I don't, and you know what? I guess I'm okay with that.

Filed under: straight-up homosexual, too public, are you kidding me?