Snacks and Shit

#506

"Hey yo, we about to take everybody from every street and throw a party in the Grand Canyon, come on!"

- Busta Rhymes, Make It Clap

THE GRAND CANYON!!! I mean, worst party ever. Do you know how hard it would be to find the actual party?

And what do you mean "take everybody from every street"? The criteria for attending this party is you have to... be on a street? So just everyone?

Filed under: Basically kidnapping a lot of people






Posted by Chris Macho 

#480

"It's so hot up in the club that I ain't got no shoes on."

-Hurricane Chris, A Bay Bay

This would be the worst thermometer ever: The "HOT" reading is a pair of Nikes sitting next to a square leather club chair.

Ummm... put your fucking shoes back on, asshole.

Filed under: Worst thermometer ever / Worst guy to go out with



Posted by Chris Macho   

#337

"I'ma light this room on fire and take a nap."
- Slug, Rick James by Felt

This is the worst idea I've ever heard of... in my life.

Filed under: biggest idiot alive / not fun



Posted by Chris Macho