Monday, June 24, 2013


"Thousand dollar drawers just to hold my balls.

A$AP Rocky, LVL

There must be other things to brag about?

Filed under: Pampered testicles

Posted by: Nick Spears

Tuesday, February 12, 2013


"Fuck you and your Instagram."

Kent, Pain by A$AP Rocky

More of a Vine guy?

Filed under: Drama Queen

Posted by: Chris Macho

Monday, January 14, 2013


"Don't you know that I don't give a number two?"

Pitbull, Back in Time

Maybe just say it? Since you're not 7 years old ya know?

Filed under: Kindergarten MC

Posted by: Nick Spears

Thursday, January 3, 2013


"Happy Holidays from us at Odd Future. And fuck you, fuck you, fuck you."

Tyler, the Creator, Fuck Santa

Guess I'll just hold onto this gift I was going to give you...

Filed under: Worst holiday card ever.

Posted by: Chris Macho

Saturday, December 15, 2012


"Throw your neck out. Throw your back out."

Big Boi, Rooster by OutKast

Thanks, but no thanks.

Filed under: Worst instructions ever

Posted by: Chris Macho

Wednesday, December 12, 2012


"From eating Reese's Pieces to pulling guns out for that Little Caesar's Pizza."

Game, Blood of Christ


Filed under: Worst diet

Posted by: Chris Macho

Friday, December 7, 2012


Live free, live free, live free, live free. Homie live free, live free, live free, live free."

Mac Miller, Live Free

Got it.

Filed under: Worst psychiatrist

Posted by: Nick Spears

Thursday, November 29, 2012


"And it's frustratin to look at every day, like watchin' a porno on 56K."
Immortal Technique, Harlem Renaissance
Filed under: Used to yell at his computer with his dick in his hand
Posted by: Nick Spears