Monday, June 24, 2013

#679

"Thousand dollar drawers just to hold my balls.

A$AP Rocky, LVL

There must be other things to brag about?

Filed under: Pampered testicles

Posted by: Nick Spears

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

#678

"Fuck you and your Instagram."

Kent, Pain by A$AP Rocky

More of a Vine guy?

Filed under: Drama Queen

Posted by: Chris Macho

Monday, January 14, 2013

#677

"Don't you know that I don't give a number two?"

Pitbull, Back in Time

Maybe just say it? Since you're not 7 years old ya know?

Filed under: Kindergarten MC

Posted by: Nick Spears

Thursday, January 3, 2013

#676

"Happy Holidays from us at Odd Future. And fuck you, fuck you, fuck you."

Tyler, the Creator, Fuck Santa

Guess I'll just hold onto this gift I was going to give you...

Filed under: Worst holiday card ever.

Posted by: Chris Macho

Saturday, December 15, 2012

#675

"Throw your neck out. Throw your back out."

Big Boi, Rooster by OutKast

Thanks, but no thanks.

Filed under: Worst instructions ever

Posted by: Chris Macho

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

#674

"From eating Reese's Pieces to pulling guns out for that Little Caesar's Pizza."

Game, Blood of Christ

JUST PAY FOR THE PIZZA

Filed under: Worst diet

Posted by: Chris Macho

Friday, December 7, 2012

#673

Live free, live free, live free, live free. Homie live free, live free, live free, live free."

Mac Miller, Live Free

Got it.

Filed under: Worst psychiatrist

Posted by: Nick Spears

Thursday, November 29, 2012

#672

"And it's frustratin to look at every day, like watchin' a porno on 56K."
Immortal Technique, Harlem Renaissance
NERD ALERT!
Filed under: Used to yell at his computer with his dick in his hand
Posted by: Nick Spears