"Girl, this dick is so clean it'll probably go good with your broccoli and cheese."
Devin The Dude, Broccoli And Cheese
Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It won't. That would ruin both the sexual experience and your appetite. It's really a bad idea. My favorite part about this quote though is the part where he says "probably," like he's not 100 percent sure about the whole thing. Also I feel that I have to confirm this; YES these are real lyrics to a real song by someone who got paid for it.
Filed under: Don't eat with this man.
Monday, February 23, 2009
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This is amazing that someone would say this.
Posted by: Anonymous | Sunday, February 22, 2009 at 11:37 PM
You are hilarious. Must share.
Posted by: Bsti | Wednesday, February 25, 2009 at 02:54 PM
or with collard greens?
Posted by: Anonymous | Friday, March 06, 2009 at 10:24 AM
Is he making shadow puppets with his hands?
Posted by: Anonymous | Wednesday, March 11, 2009 at 03:11 PM
Girl: This is actually a gyro that Im eating...DTD: You know what I meant by broccoli and cheese.Girl: Oh... WOW.DTD: Yeah girl, its that clean.Girl: What does that have to do with you calling my vagina Broccoli and cheese?DTD:Itll go good with it.Girl:Here just have my gyro, Ive lost my appetite.DTD:OOOOOh girl now were talking!Girl:...........Really?DTD:My dicks so clean itll go good with a gyro too.Girl:.............Youre serious right now?DTD:Yeah girl.Girl:..........(super long pause)......You should never have children.-theGB
Posted by: Anonymous | Friday, April 03, 2009 at 05:58 PM
Worst name for vagina Ive ever heard. Also, that doesnt make sense. Why would it matter if its clean? Its like he wants everyone to know he bathes regularly. WHICH he does not.
Posted by: Anonymous | Sunday, May 10, 2009 at 07:21 PM
sounds like head to me
Posted by: Anonymous | Thursday, September 03, 2009 at 03:08 PM