Sunday, February 22, 2009
"Girl, this dick is so clean it'll probably go good with your broccoli and cheese."
Devin The Dude, Broccoli And Cheese
Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It won't. That would ruin both the sexual experience and your appetite. It's really a bad idea. My favorite part about this quote though is the part where he says "probably," like he's not 100 percent sure about the whole thing. Also I feel that I have to confirm this; YES these are real lyrics to a real song by someone who got paid for it.
Filed under: Don't eat with this man.