Sunday, February 22, 2009

"Girl, this dick is so clean it'll probably go good with your broccoli and cheese."
Devin The Dude, Broccoli And Cheese

Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It won't. That would ruin both the sexual experience and your appetite. It's really a bad idea. My favorite part about this quote though is the part where he says "probably," like he's not 100 percent sure about the whole thing. Also I feel that I have to confirm this; YES these are real lyrics to a real song by someone who got paid for it.

Filed under: Don't eat with this man.


  1. This is amazing that someone would say this.

  2. You are hilarious. Must share.

  3. or with collard greens?

  4. Is he making shadow puppets with his hands?

  5. Girl: This is actually a gyro that I'm eating...
    DTD: You know what I meant by broccoli and cheese.
    Girl: Oh... WOW.
    DTD: Yeah girl, it's that clean.
    Girl: What does that have to do with you calling my vagina Broccoli and cheese?
    DTD:It'll go good with it.
    Girl:Here just have my gyro, I've lost my appetite.
    DTD:OOOOOh girl now we're talking!
    DTD:My dicks so clean it'll go good with a gyro too.
    Girl:.............You're serious right now?
    DTD:Yeah girl.
    Girl:..........(super long pause)......

    You should never have children.


  6. Worst name for vagina I've ever heard. Also, that doesn't make sense. Why would it matter if it's 'clean'? It's like he wants everyone to know he bathes regularly. WHICH he does not.

  7. sounds like head to me

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