Funny site. Time to go waaaaay back as I'm sure there are some gems waiting to be posted:

"I don't bother nobody I'm a real nice guy, kinda laid back like a, dead fly"

Oh my god. "Filed under so many carbs." Fuck. Holy fuck Im gonna be sick laughing.... L-bug.

From the same song, don't forget, "I'm trying to cop those colossal-sized Picassos." As if the value of fine art is determined by the square inch.

I just fell out from that caption. Oh shit. I am gonna wake up people laughing this loud in the middle of the night.

That just made me hungry.
Remembering the line "Freakin with 3 quarter reptiles" changed my mind again

Doesn't TGIFridays have three course meals for like 16.99 or something like that?

Never really thought of a "three course meal" as being the "raw deal". Unless you have a casserole or something similar, most meals are at least 2 courses, right?

Yeah, nevermind the spaghetti and fettuccine, it's the eating VEAL (a.k.a. baby cow) that makes Diddy (among other reasons) a real asshole.

He's just tryin to carbo-load for that marathon. Give him a break, he never had any talent, and the teet of Biggie's success is running dry for him to leech off of.

That shoe phone be pimpin', yo.

I'm pretty sure you could actually fit all three courses in that shoe. Seriously, what size is it? 20EEEE?