"Whoo! The snakes, the grass, too long, to see! UH! The lawnmower. UH! Sittin right next, to the tree! C'mon!"
- DMX, Who We Be
I feel like here DMX is trying to really get things pumped up and amped. But you can't really do that by describing where lawnmowers are.
Filed under: Not rapping, just describing where lawnmowers are


Yard maintenance is not gangster. Neither is impersonating a federal agent in order to skip out on your airport parking fees.
Posted by: theeastbaykid | Monday, March 09, 2009 at 03:37 PM
Do you think that it might just be a metaphor for sex?That would be my best guess.
Posted by: James | Monday, March 09, 2009 at 03:39 PM
Its totally a meaphor for sex - apparently DMX isnt into hairy ladies.
Posted by: matt | Monday, March 09, 2009 at 04:15 PM
Maybe hes talking about his other job. I mean, his rap career kinda sucks.
Posted by: Page | Monday, March 09, 2009 at 05:05 PM
Looks like hes about to drop a deuce right there on the cops foot hahah.
Posted by: Anonymous | Tuesday, March 10, 2009 at 03:29 PM
LOL ... DMX pinchin one off there in the pic.Whoa! See the dude right there.Uh! Next to cop. What?Takin a crap on a box!
Posted by: Plurgid | Wednesday, March 11, 2009 at 07:10 AM
LOL @ these commments... the metaphor is about an automatic weapon, lol.Still hilarious shit here, though
Posted by: Anonymous | Sunday, August 16, 2009 at 06:20 PM
The first impression I got from this was trying to mow your lawn on LSD. As in, Whoo! The snakes, the grass, too long, to see! sounds like the worst trip ever.
Posted by: Fabian | Tuesday, August 18, 2009 at 05:52 AM
I always thought it said It takes the grass too long to see the lawnmower sitting right next to the tree.But it still makes no sense, since grass cant see anyway.
Posted by: Amanda Lee! | Wednesday, September 23, 2009 at 10:39 PM