Tuesday, April 28, 2009

#284, 285, 286, 287, 288

"I ain't never seen a ass like that. The way you move it. You make my pee-pee go da-doing doing doing."
- Eminem, Ass Like That

"I'm not done, not 'til I'm finished peeing."
- Eminem, Ass Like That

"And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee-pee-pee."
- Eminem, Ass Like That

"I don't even know if I can say the word pee-pee-pee on the radio... but I think I did."
- Eminem, Ass Like That

"So, Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me please?"
- Eminem, Ass Like That

Where to start? This is off the charts immature. You can't say pee-pee this much in a song unless -- and I truly mean this -- you're under 4 years of age. But, I suppose if you were to do this you'd get your mouth washed out with soap. So, I guess I don't really have any solutions, then. How about this... Don't ever say pee-pee this much in a song. No, hang on... Don't ever say pee-pee in a song period.

Filed under: Bladder issues / So unsophisticated
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14 comments:

  1. filed under: shouldn't hang out with R Kelly

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  2. What cracks me up about this song is that there's a regular version and a "clean" version.

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  3. Filed under "bladder issues" - DEAD

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  4. To be fair, this does come from an awesome fucking song. He's supposed to be mimicking Triumph the Comic Insult Dog.

    But also, he doesn't drive that point home enough early in the song, so at first listen, you don't really get it, and it sounds weird and gross.

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  5. The song is stupid. End of story.

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  6. We needed to hear Jennifer comment, now yall can close this site.

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  7. "To be fair, this does come from an awesome fucking song."

    Sometimes the comments are funnier than the posts.

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  8. Okay. Eminem's immaturity has been above and beyond that of anyone in hip hop right from the beginning, I'll grant you that. But if the dude has a golden shower fetish, who am I to keep him from singing about it on national radio?

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  9. Only Biggie can say pee-pee in a song and get away with it.

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  10. lol @ someone calling "ass like that" a "fucking awesome song."

    i shudder to think what your itunes playlist looks like.

    you don't even deserve to have hearing, honestly

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  11. hahah where the fuck did that picture come from

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  13. The thing about many of Eminem's songs is this: most the time he's joking, you know, a sense of humor and all that? And yeah, when he talks about pee-peeing he's impersonating Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, so yeah.

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  14. I'll just say this, keep your fucking comments to yourselves. Who the fuck are you to judge someone else's musical taste? Get your high horse out of your enormous vagina.

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