Sunday, May 10, 2009

#306

"Let me give you swimming lessons on the penis."
- Ludacris, Money Maker

There's no such thing as giving someone swimming lessons on the penis. Sorry.

Filed under: Don't get in a pool with this man / Worst babysitter

20 comments:

  1. Wow, you guys are KILLING IT. just kidding. This blog is terrible.

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  2. Fallen off, big time

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  3. Worst blog ever. Maybe time to accept comedy is not for you.

    Please stop giving white people a bad/worse name.

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  4. yes what he said...u guys are giving white people an even worse name.....oh wow some rap lyrics dont make sense....o m g so foward thinking and soooo like ironically funny....

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  5. Jesus. Unless this blog is some kind of andy kaufman experiment in simpleton humor and the joke's on us, you should really end this. For everyone's sake.

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  6. I'm pretty sure all the comments above me have written by the disco guy Jacob. Hilarious.

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  7. Filed under: These comments were all written by Ludacris or people that suck his dick.

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  8. Filed Under: Hope your standup has more jokes than your site.

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  9. Clearly this is a secret code only black people understand. 'We're' just not smart enough.

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  10. Breaststroke -- stroke of a GENIUS.

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  11. if you don't think it's funny, don't fucking read it, dumbass.

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  12. I do love this blog in general, but this one def works in combination with the next lines:

    Backstroke/Breaststroke/Stroke of a GENIUS!

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  13. You're right, Ruby. But I feel the need to point out (due to the slew of anti-S&S comments above) that much of the humor of this blog is from intentionally taking lines out of context, and treating them literally.
    I do, however, enjoy the irony of people hating on the blog. If there's anything rappers hate, it's haters. And the Chrises aren't hating, unless you think Sandberg and the rest of the "I'm on a Boat" crew also hate hiphop. And if you think that, you're stupid.

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  14. RE: Anonymous (whoever you are).

    You can see how many jokes my stand-up has on TV and stuff if you'd like.

    This blog is humorous. But my stand-up is fucking hilarious.

    See ya.

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  15. Swimming lessons involve strokes. Stoking the penis..get it? If anything, this blog really helps me to understand all my favorite rap lyrics on a more intellectual level.

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  16. I love it when the Anonymous' argue. For all I know it's just one guy with schizophrenia.

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  17. i figured he meant sperm swimming and impregnating, knocking up a girl who is just willing to jump on..."come see what happens when my dick swims" which makes just as much sense as what Luda said...

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