Monday, May 11, 2009

#308


"Liar, liar, set your pussy on fire."
- Method Man, Left & Right by D'Angelo

Okay, so this comes from something kids say obviously. But instead of 'pussy' kids say 'pants'. So like, basically what Method Man effectively did here was took something that children say, and made it more immature. That's really hard to do...

Let me try though...
1) Row, row, row your boat, gently down the titties.
2) The driver on the bus goes, "Touch my dick."
3) Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O. And on his farm he had a cow, E-I-E-I-O. With a "moo-moo" here and a "moo-moo" there. Here a "moo" there a "moo" Everywhere a "shit-on-my-chest-while-fucking-me".

That actually took me 7 minutes and I feel terrible now.

Filed under: Bad role model

20 comments:

  1. See, this was actually halfway funny!

    I know everyone says this site sucks, and overall it's kinda true.. but it is decent on 1 out of every 5 posts or so.

    So see ya.

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  2. That would hurt so bad!

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  3. hilaaarious! #2 is my favorite.

    hey #3 is about doing '#2'...?

    alrite, i reverted to 7 years old on that one. =/

    (good stuff tho!)

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  4. ahhhh you got it back the last 6 have been so funny

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  5. Wow. Not to mention the inherent WTF, why are you setting women on fire aspect. Like, maybe he's trying for a euphemism, but as a woman, I'd just assume he was a sociopath with vagina hatred.

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  6. She'll be driving six white horses when she comes. Yee-haw!

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  7. Hahaha. this was hilarious. This site doesn't suck, i don't know why anyone would say that.

    #1 is too hilarious for words. wow.

    hahaha

    thanks guys, keep it up! :)

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  8. The driver on the bus goes, "Touch my dick."

    Oh my damn. Talk about a human resources issue.

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  9. This is amazing.

    I have laughed for like 25 minutes.

    I might laugh again.

    Yes yes i will.

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  10. Holy shit. This is maybe the best one ever.

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  11. The photo accompanying this post looks nothing like method man.

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  12. "The driver on the bus goes "touch my dick""

    LOLZLOLZZLILMAO and all that other internet fagshit.

    This turned my fucking frown upside down.

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  13. Also, I'm sorry, but you guys take these lyrics WAY TOO LITERALLY.
    I mean they make me laugh as hell, but can you not be like "Omg he hates vaginas because he wants to set them on fire!"
    Dude, no. It's kind of a joke. Or do you not have a sense of humor.
    But please continue making fun of these retarded rappers. Because I'm glad someone else besides me realize how god damn stupid this culture is.

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  14. nearly peed myself laughing, thank you.

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  15. Urgh. The point of this type of humour IS to over analyse things!

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  16. This humor is called satire.

    And it's amazingly well done. Keep it up guys. Love the posts.

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  17. Jesus Christ my stomach hurts from laughing. Just found this site and now I have 7 tabs open of the best ones I find, But goddamn, when I read this I thought I was going to stop breathing from laughing so much

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  18. I have no words for how funny this is. I had tears running down my cheeks when I was laughing at this.

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