Monday, May 11, 2009
"Liar, liar, set your pussy on fire."
- Method Man, Left & Right by D'Angelo
Okay, so this comes from something kids say obviously. But instead of 'pussy' kids say 'pants'. So like, basically what Method Man effectively did here was took something that children say, and made it more immature. That's really hard to do...
Let me try though...
1) Row, row, row your boat, gently down the titties.
2) The driver on the bus goes, "Touch my dick."
3) Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O. And on his farm he had a cow, E-I-E-I-O. With a "moo-moo" here and a "moo-moo" there. Here a "moo" there a "moo" Everywhere a "shit-on-my-chest-while-fucking-me".
That actually took me 7 minutes and I feel terrible now.
Filed under: Bad role model